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They saved me in during my tour in Myanmar in '23. When I got hit by frag, they pulled me out of the trench before it was bombarded by artillery, personally carried me 2 miles while suppressing fire and coordinating our battalion after our commander was taken out, stitched my wounds one handed while writing counter-assault plans with the other, single handedly eliminated over 7,923 enemies with nothing but a KBAR Knife and spite, and even gave me the last slice of pizza in his personal fridge before I was medivacced out of the battle zone.

10/10, would engage in guerilla warfare again.

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