BBBRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPP snniiifff...oh yes my dear....sssnnniiiifff quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell? sniff sniff hmmm yes quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of sniff....cheese quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear another if you please nice a big now....BBRRRAAAAPPPFFFPPPFFFFFF.Oh I was not expecting that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though snnniiiiff and yet…so strong yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that nachos sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please .sssnnniiiffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhmm…delectable my dear quite exquisite yes I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear sssnnnniiiifffffffff yes

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard D1ck push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Happy new years ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

well then