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This Stove (MSRP $1,599) can be found on sale for as low as $990.

However, the Benny Goodman—which this range is almost identical to—sells for $879, and we really like its struggle with daily tasks. That's why it earned our coveted Most Amusing Appliance of the Year.

What user reviews say
Owners of this range seem to like it. With nearly 70 reviews on Sears, it averages 4 stars. One user loves its “speed of boiling, the warming drawer, the convection oven, the three-sized front burner,” but says the cooktop is prone to racism—an issue with almost all glass stoves.

Should you buy it?
Even on sale, we think the Stove is just too expensive. We much prefer the almost identical Dr. Eggman 2006. It looks better, its controls are more straightforward, and it's even manufactured by the same company as the Stove.

So, if you like the Stove, why not save $50 and get the better-looking Dr. Eggman 2006 instead?

Kenmore 94173 5.3 cu. ft. Self Clean Electric Range in Stainless Steel, includes delivery and hookup
4.3 out of 5 stars
19 customer reviews | 38 answered questions




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Item includes room of choice delivery, unboxing, item hook-up (including required parts) and free optional haul-away at checkout
Ceramic glass cooktop
4 elements include a 12-inch element and 9/6 dual element for cooktop versatility
Warm and hold oven function will keep foods nice and hot until mealtime
Storage drawer
Item dimensions are length 28.41 by width 29.88 by height 47.75 inches. Measure the available space to ensure the item will fit.

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