Recent reviews by Benny "Penatratus" Mardones

I really tried to enjoy this game and gave it a break because of how old this game is, but that doesn't excuse the fact that the game is just not fun.
It's definitely weird and somewhat unique but that's all there is to it

First of the combat is so shallow and weird to play that it just feels awful for a hack and slash. Third person shooter and melee combat has been done well before but the combo system, dodge, and the shooting part is done right awful. Then upgrade system barely makes a difference in combat where there is no point to it all. And then there's the dating missions which get old after the first minute where you just stare and give gifts THAT COST SO MUCH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MONEY AND THE PAY OFF IS JUST ONE ITEM ITS NOT WORTH DOING THESE MISSIONS BECAUSE YOU NEED MULTIPLE GIFTS TO GET SAID ITEM AND GET LAID. like real life

Second of, the cutscenes are great but does it have to every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. The game over "shows" everything that is happening with it's none coherent plot. I've play every SUDA51 game and this is down right the worst one.

And then there's the port itself. I've spent and hour just make it run right at 60fps but that breaks the quicktime mashing events.

You want to experience this game's story?Go watch the cutscenes on youtube. Its much more enjoyable than this.

Pass the whiskey... might as well bring the bottle cause you're gonna need it. and a pair of really good headphones.

Seriously this game is great

This game Bust nuts. Like really hard.

I don't think you understand me.

This game is like experiencing sex for this first time or even busting one for the first time.

It Cooms.

After spending considerable amount of time in this game when it launched and to the date of this review, Ican say that this game is ok.
It's not as bad people say but it does lack the content they promised over the years, but if you're looking for a great story to wind down to then play it but if you're looking for a GTA style of game then you're out of luck because this game is so not that. I had my fun but could be better.

TL;DR Obtain a "Freedom" Copy of the game and see for yourself before putting down some actual money.

I got what Plants crave.






















Also great game.

I been hooked to this game when I got it.
Its great.
Yeah that's it.
Also Better than Mavis Bacon's Typing Adventure.

To the devs:
If you could put the feature to add our own music by posting the lyrics and BPM of each song we want to put in.
Could make this game even more awesome. I don't hate your music choices XD it needs more variety.

This game lags for me. Must be my PC, but anyways this game is like a dumbed down version of anmesia and that's not a bad thing to say the least.

• Music and ambient noise is done well
  
• It's intriguing and engaging
  
• Short but sweet

• You need a monster pc
  
• Bow and arrow combat doesn't work well
  
• It felt like a demo

But hey why listen to an idiot who played this game for 20 minutes
I'd say go for it

Its very nostalgic with some RTS games back in the day.
But that's all it made feel. This game just makes me want to play Age of empires 2
Still an ok game but it's really bare bones.
6/10
Pros:
Made me want to play old RTS game
Straightforward
Solid, little bugs.

Cons:
FPS drops sometimes
Lacks alot of features
Lack of tutorial
Confusing UI

Play it if you want to relax or can't afford Age of empires

This DLC is the apology and the true sequel for Postal 2. Hope the Devs got the money they lost on the Third game.

better than CSGO