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8.4 hrs on record
If you like old-looking, old-playing games; or just plausible and safe hacking experiences, Uplink is probably as close as a puzzle indie game could get to the perfect mix and match of all of that.

Yes, sometimes it's tiresome to navigate through the menus, or not being able to alt-tab to lower the sound; or not being able to scroll inside the menus; and yes the game is pretty much a decade and a half old.

But it's also one of the best games of its kind I've played. I've bought it from Steam, that's to tell you how much I like it. It takes a few hours of trying and reading the help sections in the Uplink Internal Services Server to get up and running but from there it only gets better.

I wouldn't play it for hundreds of hours but it's cool to get back to from time to time. The soundtrack is particularily stellar and fitting.

Nice game; but don't buy it if you can't bother with aged HUD and gameplay.

08/10
Posted May 8, 2019. Last edited May 8, 2019.
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1.1 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Postal² : quick summary of my day:

>Getting out of my van.
>Seeing my dog run by.
>Walking to the shop to buy milk.
>Finding a gun on the floor.
>Pressing "r" to reload the gun.
>"r" makes you unzip your pants.
>Woman seeing me : "I've seen bigger. Haha."
>Cop seeing me : "Stop moving!"
>Shooting the cop.
>A woman pukes on herself because of the corpse.
>A cat running by.
>Walking inside the shop.
>Arab vendor starts shooting me with a shotgun.
>Killing the arab vendor.
>About 20 of his wives coming from upstairs shouting "ALAHLAHLAHLAH" firing guns.
>Killing them all.
>Getting the "Jihad pure goat milk" milk.
>Cops waiting for me outside.
>Pressing "r" to reload the gun.
>Unzipping my pants.
>Woman laughs.
>A dog running by.
>Zipping my pants.
>Killing every single cop.
>Who even uses arrows like this in 2k16?

>89/100,
>Going to play again!



Posted June 28, 2016.
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5.2 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Ce jeu est un super fps. Combattre des dinos dans des tanks, helicos, jeeps ou encore des robots, c'est génial ! Je le recommande à tous !
Posted April 20, 2014.
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