Alright, buckle up for a crash course in disappointment with;


"Spy Racers" attempts to translate the animated series(yes there's a TV show with an exact game) into a racing game, and it fails spectacularly. It's a shallow, uninspired experience that feels rushed and devoid of any genuine excitement. Imagine a mobile game trying to imitate a console racer, and you're halfway not there.


Let's say this game is made for kids, which is understandable given the funny-looking characters and their sponsors to make this game happen right? So may I ask why you couldn't get VA for heroes around the most cutscene? Did you really expect all kids to read it? Even I got bored after the 2nd mission I started skipping...So no, I believe the only story we can get is by watching the show which I won't do as I don't like the F&F series.


Was there any tho? 🤔

•Basic Racing: You drive, you boost, you "spy gadget" (which is mostly just weak colour bombs).

•Repetitive Tracks: Bland, uninspired track design that feels like it was thrown together in minutes.

•Simple Gadgets: Gadgets are uninteresting and add little to the gameplay. For the whole gameplay, I've only used the "K" which is nitro.



+If you have very young children(which I don't have any atm) who are huge fans of the show, they might get a "few minutes" of enjoyment out of it.

+It technically runs.


-Awful Controls: Clunky, unresponsive controls that make driving a chore.

-Terrible Graphics: Low-quality visuals that look like they belong on a last-gen handheld.

-Repetitive Gameplay: The same bland races and tracks over and over again.

-Zero Sense of Speed: Feels like you're driving at a snail's pace.

-Lack of Content: Very little to do, and what's there is incredibly shallow.

-Everything.

-Seriously, everything.
-The controls.
-The graphics.
-The gameplay.
-The lack of speed.
-The story.
-The general feeling of wasted potential.


This game, brazenly priced at $44, delivers an experience worth barely forty cents. It's a staggering gulf between expectation and reality. Got it from Humble Choice on Jan 14, 2024.

1/10

Until next time.
Take care everyone.

Alright, buckle up for a crash course in disappointment with; [h1]Fast & Furious: Spy Racers Rise of SH1FT3R[/h1] "Spy Racers" attempts to translate the animated series(yes there's a TV show with an exact game) into a racing game, and it fails spectacularly. It's a shallow, uninspired experience that feels rushed and devoid of any genuine excitement. Imagine a mobile game trying to imitate a console racer, and you're halfway not there. [h1]Story:[/h1] Let's say this game is made for kids, which is understandable given the funny-looking characters and their sponsors to make this game happen right? So may I ask why you couldn't get VA for heroes around the most cutscene? Did you really expect all kids to read it? Even I got bored after the 2nd mission I started skipping...So no, I believe the only story we can get is by watching the show which I won't do as I don't like the F&F series. [h1]Game Mechanics:[/h1] Was there any tho? 🤔 •Basic Racing: You drive, you boost, you "spy gadget" (which is mostly just weak colour bombs). •Repetitive Tracks: Bland, uninspired track design that feels like it was thrown together in minutes. •Simple Gadgets: Gadgets are uninteresting and add little to the gameplay. For the whole gameplay, I've only used the "K" which is nitro. [h1]Pros and Cons[/h1] [h2]Pros:[/h2] +If you have very young children(which I don't have any atm) who are huge fans of the show, they might get a "few minutes" of enjoyment out of it. +It technically runs. [h2]Cons:[/h2] -Awful Controls: Clunky, unresponsive controls that make driving a chore. -Terrible Graphics: Low-quality visuals that look like they belong on a last-gen handheld. -Repetitive Gameplay: The same bland races and tracks over and over again. -Zero Sense of Speed: Feels like you're driving at a snail's pace. -Lack of Content: Very little to do, and what's there is incredibly shallow. [b]-Everything. [/b] [u]-Seriously, everything.[/u] [u]-The controls.[/u] [u]-The graphics.[/u] [u]-The gameplay.[/u] [u]-The lack of speed.[/u] [u]-The story.[/u] [u]-The general feeling of wasted potential.[/u] [h1]Conslusion[/h1] This game, brazenly priced at $44, delivers an experience worth barely forty cents. It's a staggering gulf between expectation and reality. Got it from Humble Choice on Jan 14, 2024. 1/10 Until next time. Take care everyone.