Recent reviews by Kaplunk

I have not reviewed this game somehow, But this game changed my brain chemistry and I find myself often wishing to experience it again for the first time. I and still going to keep playing it regardless. The characters are amazing, the story is amazing, and the experience is amazing.

10/10 will play Power on the Cliffs of Baldurs Gate again.

OH NO, Here come the Nancys...

About 2 hours into this game and absolutely nil complaints. It seems to have taken all that the first game had to offer and built on it flawlessly. Most reviews complaining about optimisation but have had no issues on a RTX 3080 runs fine.

Would Recommend if you enjoyed the first game.
Which is surprising coming from EA and Respawn.

STEP 1, Let the Spice Flow
STEP 2, Play the Harkonnen
STEP 3, Oppress EVERYONE
STEP 4, PROFIT.


Dispite being in early access at the time of review this is one of my favorite 4x Games. Needs some touch ups here and there but with working multiplayer alot of fun with friends. Couldn't recommend it enough. Great alternative if you don't have enough time for CIV.

Jo Mama, Joen of Ark, JOE, JOE2, Joedeez, JoSteph and HomoJoe all good crew members of the Jomobile and All ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HERO's IN MY BOOK! May we never forget Joe SUGG may she rest as she lived. Frantically running between rooms repairing them holding her breath for 10 minutes and putting out fires. Sometimes all at the same time.

Engi Cruiser best Cruiser.

FOR THE FEDERATION!

Being real about this game. I can see alot of effort went into it and the love put into it is apparent. Although at the price point of almost 90AUD. This game is unfinished and riddled with bugs, Within the first 20 minutes I found the fox stuck in animations unable to jump. I also had the issue of the camera lingering too long after the fox died. The beginning of the story for what I can tell was good. Although not to the point I don't feel like I've wasted $90. $15 AUD would be a more reasonable price point. As for the multiplayer I was unable to try it due to the fact I wouldn't make my friends pay $90 for this game.

This game is extremely unfinished with multiple spelling Errors. For a game called math parkour there is not parkour. The model just runs on a ramp the entire time. Not to mention the In app purchases being about $1000 or $100000 to get a low poly knight model. The "Shoip" is unclear and a mess.

Rainbow Fuego was exactly what I was looking for. Being the first recorded player and reviewer of this game give me great joy. It might not be the moon but as a pioneer I am proud to be here. Thankyou Jonathan for this opportunity.

But this is really just a reskin of Pong I do not believe this is worth almost $2 AUD. Thankyou

Dispite only a measly 300 hours In this homunculus brain populated crevice of a game. I’ve played enough of this absolute dumpster fire to be diagnosed with multiple severe illnesses of both a physical and mental capacity. The game itself is a simple and fun idea, In theory...
In practice this game will make you want to gouge you eyes out with the keys you just pressed to Deadhard directly into the floor as you are exhausted and slugged while the Carpal tunnel syndrome in you hands from mashing the spacebar for 30 seconds because the so called "friends" you play the game with ignore you on the hook until second stage every time because they are trying to get a medkit or something out of the Basement chest and to top it off when you then play custom games with your so called “friends” One of them has the gall to say “So this is what de-ranking feels like” after you get farmed by a “friend” that wants the head on play and you go Sicko Mode on your microphone leaving a very visible dint.

So you jump onto the internet to see how you can get better at this arsehole of a game and even the Devs of this ♥♥♥♥ stain of a coding dump recommend you play another game like Civiliation but then you play that game with your “Friends” and they bum rush religious victory and win because you took all their city’s and they now have religious majority and the 8 hours you just spent playing is wasted so you open this rotten tuna can back up again and realise you hate your friends and have to play killer, but that’s not possible because this game gets even ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when you play killer. So you watch people that are good at the game on the internet for hours instead.

All in all I do recommend this game.
I don’t Recommend my Friends. (You know who you are)