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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2019 @ 10:05am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 9:26am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2018 @ 7:45pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 8:02pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:28pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Unlocked Feb 23, 2019 @ 1:38pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2018 @ 6:48pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2018 @ 7:36pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 12:01pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 7:14pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 8:45pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 9:48pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:07pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2019 @ 12:21pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:40am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 12:25pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 3:21pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 10:03pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 8:44pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2019 @ 12:22pm

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 10:42am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 10:23am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 7:32pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 8:57pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:27am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 7:48pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2019 @ 11:03am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2019 @ 10:36am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 10:46am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:45am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 7:16pm

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 9:55pm

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 1:43pm

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 1:37pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2019 @ 11:05am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2018 @ 7:45pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 12:37pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 7:23pm

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 10:48am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 9:26pm

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:42am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 11:53am

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 12:58pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Unlocked Jan 3, 2018 @ 7:53pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Unlocked Jan 5, 2018 @ 6:51pm

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:20am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Unlocked Jan 4, 2018 @ 1:16pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2018 @ 8:33pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2019 @ 11:20am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Unlocked Feb 9, 2019 @ 11:16am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:35am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 11:35am

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 9:49am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 9:43pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Unlocked Feb 10, 2019 @ 7:41pm

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 10:54am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 1:55pm

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 2:15pm

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 9:52am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Unlocked Jan 17, 2018 @ 8:28pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 9:38am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 2:32pm

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 2:09pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Unlocked Feb 11, 2019 @ 11:10pm

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Unlocked Feb 19, 2019 @ 12:27am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 8:22am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 9:47am

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 11:40am

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 6:11pm

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2019 @ 12:15pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 9:03am

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 9:13am

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 8:08am

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Unlocked Feb 20, 2019 @ 7:39am

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Unlocked Feb 21, 2019 @ 11:57am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Unlocked Feb 12, 2019 @ 9:15am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Unlocked Jan 5, 2018 @ 7:15pm



Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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