Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot his whole life, which created an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath. This made him ... what? (This is so bad it's good...) a super-callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
ㅤ* Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
ㅤ* Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan?

Because he had burrowed too much already!
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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