Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Why don't rappers ride bikes?
Because, they can't handle bars.

What do you say about a doorknob in a twister?
It has taken a turn for the worse.

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.

What time do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

How do billboards talk?
Sign language.

What do you call a storm sitting in a corner?
Bad weather.

Did you know 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?
10+10 is 20, 11 + 11 is 20 too.

What do you call a bear with no ears?
B .