Joran   Netherlands
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Currently Offline
Last Online 3 hrs, 39 mins ago
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19 15 6
Some things about me.
Favourite games

Counter Strike Global Offensive
The Stanley Parable (it blew my mind)
Favourite Music

Porter Robinson
Any soundtrack like this
Calming background music
Knives I have owned

Falchion knife | Stained (FT)
Shadow Daggers | Night (MW)
Butterfly Knife | Safari Mesh (FT)
Info about CSGO

I am silver elite, deranked from gold nova one.
I mostly play bhop on edge clan [].
My favourite server was Ultimate Gaming Crew. Created in 2012-Offline since 2017 March 17
If you want to play with me and you silver elite too feel free to add me
My favourite gambling sites are CSGO Empire, Chefcases, CSGO Bubble [http//csgobubble] (RIP Beast mode activated ) and CSGO Roll

In game: I'm being awful, JUST LET ME!
Online: I'm probably watching youtube, please do not interfere except if it is quite urgent.
Absent: I am learning/eating/sleeping/dying inside.
Offline: You saw something really special.
Some more BS

I can make minor atwork designs, if you wan't unprofessional designs i make them for fun. I made the Shabir ones.
I have bad pc specs, gaming is just an hobby in wich i invest time. The most money i've spend on gaming is my knife, wich i'm not trading unless you overpay.
Achievement Showcase
Perfect Games
Avg. Game Completion Rate
Items Up For Trade
Items Owned
Trades Made
Market Transactions

So currently i am not trading, unless you are willing to overpay. Then anything can be tradeable!

Recent Activity

6.8 hrs on record
last played on Mar 21
25 hrs on record
last played on Mar 19
zxbaNg Mar 4 @ 1:21pm 
massive retar d
Skies | Anaysz Jan 15 @ 9:31am 
fat trash 9 year old but okay kid to be around i guess
warp Nov 23, 2018 @ 12:27pm 
+rep 100000000. S1mply the best ;)
JoranTheNarwal Nov 15, 2018 @ 5:31am 
Rhyd Nov 5, 2018 @ 3:45pm 
:3 awoo
MR COCK Oct 2, 2018 @ 7:31am 
Hi there! I played on the old Ultimate Gaming Crew server and until Techno opens it again, I opened a server for us to play on: Its 128 tick, has awp_lego_2 and you can bhop with a speed-limit :)