I never imagined videogames would evolve this hard, like turning horses into animu waifus, but here we are(2025).

So, as an ex-woman pro I initially thought this was going to be easy. And it was… for the first two games. But then all heck broke loose.
My horsie kept on losing every race (mostly finishing last) and no matter what I did, it was not improving.
I even tried supporting her by buying and upgrading some stupid cards xD… and it was meh!

As a queen myself, I understood that being Mejiro McQueen isn’t an easy task. There are always rocky roads ahead of us and it will be challenging but I promise to stand by your side till the very end, dear.

Your loss is my loss and my money is my dad's money, so we’re all good till he finds out. shh.....!

The previous message was sent by the supers mean ♥♥♥♥ you guy, hurting the ♥♥♥♥♥ out my feelings.

♥♥♥♥ you! says my smude whos was actually the ♥♥♥♥ you! guy!

thus

heck no

lol