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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 12:43am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 2:02pm

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 4:38am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 12:42am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 1:21pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 10:07am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 11:45am

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 1:55pm

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:45pm

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 2:13pm

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 11:57pm

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 2:06pm

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 12:39pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 5:06am

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:58pm

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 11:12am

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 1:11pm

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 9:36am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 2:47am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 2:57am

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 10:55pm

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:38am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 11:09am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 11:39am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 11:53am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 11:35am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 12:42pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 2:46pm

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 12:54am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 2:06pm

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 1:20am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 12:44am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 11:47am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked Mar 29 @ 11:38am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 1:49pm

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 12:37pm

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 8:16am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 2:27pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 1:01pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked Mar 31 @ 4:54am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 4:07am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 10:53am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 10:20am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 4:28am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 10:15am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 12:42pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked Mar 21 @ 2:52pm

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 1:41pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked Mar 27 @ 1:14pm

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 1:30pm

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 2:47pm

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 1:56pm

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 3:13am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 10:34am

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:32pm

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 9:36am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 4:54am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 10:54am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 12:11pm

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 4:52am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 8:25am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked Mar 19 @ 12:59am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 10:16am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 1:47pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 7:37am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 10:35pm

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 11:32pm

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 1:50pm

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 4:31am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 7:31am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 10:18pm

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 11:22pm

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:14am

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:25am

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:20am

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:10am

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
Unlocked Apr 8 @ 12:35am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 3:12am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 7:33am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 7:46am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 11:47pm

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 12:09am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked Apr 6 @ 12:13am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked Mar 20 @ 12:43pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 4:15am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 11:09am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 11:13am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 11:18am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 11:14am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked Mar 26 @ 11:16am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked Apr 4 @ 8:35am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 8:28am

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 9:34am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 9:10am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 9:22am

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 9:24am

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 10:28pm

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 1:42pm

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 1:50pm

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 2:24pm

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 11:55am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked Apr 3 @ 1:19pm

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 11:10am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 12:47pm

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 9:04am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked Apr 5 @ 9:03am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked Mar 25 @ 11:08am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 12:46pm

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked Mar 28 @ 2:06pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked Mar 23 @ 12:47pm

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked Mar 24 @ 4:15am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 9:59am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked Apr 2 @ 9:59am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:02am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:02am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:19am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:26am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:28am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:43am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:39am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:49am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:51am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 12:53am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:02am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked Apr 7 @ 1:30am