I would ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of Squidward. I would handcuff him to the bedpost and lick his tight little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ while in his nasal voice he would beg me to stop, then I would ♥♥♥ all over his clarinet and make him play it while he cries like the little ♥♥♥♥♥ he is