Making a splash, a splash into trash!
Rehashing this trash, don't have to be
so slapdash!

Lethalcycled in a flash, could be a toothpaste or
remote, anything really for trash!

T-R-A-S-H, doesn't mean it's waste!
T-R-A-S-H, with a dash of taste!

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, make it brand
new-ooh, ooh-ooh! Whoo!

Come on in, the trash is lovely, looking
for a Big Bolt for Jeb, call it waste, call it
misplaced, but always with a dash of taste!

You might think it's rotten, but I think
you have forgotten, it's anything really
for trash!

T-R-A-S-H, doesn't mean it's waste!
T-R-A-S-H, with a dash of taste!

Shabby, chic, antique, unique,
boutique, ancient Greek, on fleek!
Dumpster diving, it's so exciting,
always providing stuff that's surprising!

T-R-A to the, ugh, S-H, I said just because it's
trash, don't mean you throw it away, hey-hey!
T-R-A to the, ugh, S-H, I said just because it's
trash, don't mean you throw it away, hey-hey!