"So we’re stuck with a stupid Kowalski. Well, maybe it’s a good thing. I mean, we were all getting tired of his big, highfalutin’ words like 'recalcitrant', right? I mean, what is that? “Recalcitrant.” Do I look 'recalcitrant' to you?"
-Skipper, Penguins of Madagascar

"What was I thinking? I didn't want to get married!"
-Elemental Hero Avian, Yugioh GX Ep20

"I could use pants"
-Slowking, Pokemon Movie 2

"I'll teach you a lesson my friend; you made one small error, perhaps a fatal one. YOU PISSED ME OFF"
-Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Bleach Ep329

"Your mother was a toaster"
-Robot Roller Derby Disco Dodgeball

Spongebob: "Hey... Patrick"
Patrick: "What"
Spongebob: "I thought of something funnier than 24"
Patrick: "lemee hear it"
Spongebob: "TWENTY FIVE!"

"If you have a Chia, I'll be your best friend... they are so tasty"
-The Ghost Lupe, Neopets random event

"You. That's right, you. We made eye contact, yes? Don't say you didn't hear me."
-Selphine ( as Rhegan via empress syndrome ), fault milestone two side:above

"These kids just keep getting weirder"
-Roman Torchwick, RWBY Ep16

"Who cares if he's richer than me? And so what if he's more powerful? I'm really good at playing card games, AND THATS WHAT LIFE IS REALLY ALL ABOUT ANYWAY"
-Chazz Princeton, Yugioh GX Ep111

"Do you quarrel, sir?"
-Gregory, Romeo and Juliet (Act 1 Scene 1)

Blossom: (Thinking to herself) "Something's not right here... First of all, this guy's wearing a big black cape! And everyone knows big black capes are EVIL. Then there's that dark aura floating around his body. That can't be good. Hmm, I think he may be a BAD GUY!!"
Mojo Jojo: (Thinking to himself) "Hmph. Something is not right here. First, I am a big green monkey, second, I can talk; third, I am floating in the air. And I also want to take over the world. Oh! I... think I am a bad guy!"
- Powerpuff Girls Z Ep2 Dub

"Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other"
-Dolores Umbridge, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Get on my swan!"
-Princess Bubblegum, Adventure Time S1Ep18

"Now you know the devil's got your number
You know he's gonna find ya,
You know he's right behind ya,
He's standing on your step and he's knocking at your door..."
-Shoes Upon the Table, Blood Brothers

"Science and religion are two sides of the same coin. Religion has always made use of science, and science has long treated religion as a good example of how not to go about the pursuit of knowledge."
-Sara Garando, ISLAND

"The Lord is swift, and when He commands, it shall be done. When He says there is, there shall surely be. What He wills will not be hindered for there shall be no delay."
-Entering Boaz's Field (2:1-7), TJC 4th Year Short Term Theological Training Course 2019-2020

"God cou’d have prevented all Abuses of Liberty without taking away Liberty.
Therefore Liberty no Solution of Difficultys."
-David Hume, Hume’s Early Memoranda 1729–1740

"[There's nothing proprietary about what you're doing]"
-Kevin O'Leary ("Mr. Wonderful"), Shark Tank

"How did I get here"
-Desmond the Moonbear, asdf movie 2

"It's in theaters now! Coming this summer. Two brothers... In a van. And then a meteor hits. And they ran as fast as they could, from giant cat monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth geeear.
A mexican armada shows up, with weapons made of t-tomates, and you better bet your bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business IN: "Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers, who are just regular brothers, running in a Van from an Asteroid, and all sorts of things: The Movie".
Hold on, there's more. Old women are comin', and they're also in the movie and they're gonna come, and... cross, attack these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they're... they have a strong bond! You don't wanna know about it here, but I'll tell you one thing; the moon, it comes crashing into Earth. And what do you do then?? It's two brothers, and- and... And they're gonna- It's called "Two Brothers", Two Brothers. (*the narrator is laughing*) It's just called 'two brothers'"
-"Two Brothers" Interdimensional Cable commercial, Rick and Morty S1Ep8

"No matter how big your hand is, a tanyao will end it all."
-Mahjong Soul

"It's kind of ironic really, the only reason it [monetary policy] has any effect is because it tricks people"
-Philip, UC Intermediate Macroeconomics 2020

"I'm not a cat"
-Texas lawyer (during covid lockdown)

"All men will one day cease to be. There is little reason to be tormented by that which is inevitable. By approaching all things from the heart and living my life naturally and freely, there is naught to fear."
-Saga, Arknights - Who Is Real event

"Hello everyone. I'm Scott, President of Dominos Pizza. Have you heard of Hatsune Miku? Today, I'd like to announce a new collaborative project featuring Hatsune Miku: Dominos App! Featuring... Hatsune Miku!"
-Scott Oelkers, President of Dominos Pizza, Domino's App feat. Hatsune Miku advertisement (2013), Dominos Japan

"The Chess speaks for itself"
-Hans Niemann, Sinquefield Cup 2022

"Dear Kasturba,
I hope this letter finds you in good health and spirits. I am writing to you from the United States, where I have been invited to speak at various forums on the principles of nonviolence and civil disobedience. I am also here to support a remarkable candidate for the upcoming presidential election, who shares our vision of peace, justice, and harmony for all. His name is Electron, and he is a subatomic particle."
-GPT4, writing a supporting letter for Electron as a US presidential candidate, written by Mahatma Gandhi and addressed to his wife, Sparks of Artificial General Intelligence: Early experiments with GPT-4; Bubeck et al. (2023)

"Under the Consumer Guarantees Act, a dog (like other goods) must be of acceptable quality and comply with its description."
-Consumer NZ, "Puppy Power" Disputes Tribunal case study