ertweets: holy ♥♥♥♥
ertweets: arguing with you
ertweets: is like
ertweets: playing chess with a parrot
ertweets: you just like
ertweets: knock all the pieces down
ertweets: the only winning move is not to play
ertweets: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ piece of ♥♥♥♥
ertweets: gtfo
Horseless Monobluous Skelasmus: :(
Horseless Monobluous Skelasmus: ctrl+c
Horseless Monobluous Skelasmus: ctrl+v
ertweets: i'm mad
ertweets: what the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥
ertweets: are you really
ertweets: putting this
ertweets: on your
ertweets: ♥♥♥♥ you

ErtweetsRevived: steam estimates my internet speed to be 1000 kb/s
ErtweetsRevived: yeah steam
ErtweetsRevived: go ♥♥♥♥ yourself
ErtweetsRevived: you're funny steam


Hammer: That's it
Hammer: uninstalling tf2

Hammer: 24/7
Hammer: :3
MERASMUS!: let's play on that hightower one
MERASMUS!: victory might take a while though
Hammer: No one pushes
Hammer: medieval is better
Hammer: don't go fists of steel and you'll be fine
MERASMUS!: how will you use the quickfix
MERASMUS!: derp
Hammer: Oh
Hammer: lol

Mr. Shinjun is Mr. Lonely :'( : Merasmus is a true magician, he can shoot my head off THROUGH WALLS!

BioTanK: I'm pretty sure merasmus uses some kind of black magic to be good at spy.

FlaminSarge: Merasmus, what did we say about being a ♥♥♥♥ with skill?

Gibabi: you're the best terrorist ive ever known in tf2 ;p [sic]

IT'S WALUIGI TIME : Merasmus, you ooze sleaze; not taunting after kills isn't gonna fix that

Scrambles : isnt today friday
Scrambles : where is everyone
Scrambles : oh yeah
Scrambles : lives

*SPEC* •cC• speedblader04 : You know what, ♥♥♥♥ it. I don't even want to play tonight if merasmus is on the other team. I am not in the mood.

•cC• Milk : has anyone ever wised merasmus died in a car wreck.
TgameP: That would be a waste of a perfectly good car.

*SPEC* Nyrator : spectating Merasmus makes me feel dizzy

Turdon: whats that Hodini? your looking for a new Besst friend? Well I don't know anyu good wizards or spies that i see?

New year contriIMEAN wish Kyube: Merasmus, I killed you during the Halloween update. How are you still alive?
MERASMUS!: I feigned

Bob Dole: Merasmus, I wish to study you
Bob Dole: and by study I mean I want your spleen

R. Lee Ermey: "Merusmsue" Sounds like a Wizard version of Dr. Seuus.

I'M GONNA BOP YOU: "What do we say to Merasmus? Not today." -Syrio

Icaras: "yeah, fun SUCKS" ~Merasmus, his whole life

Nyrator: His strange level meter actually helps feed hungry orphans