I take my reflection’s breath away

I met this guy in the hospital. We were roommates. I never learned much from him since he’s a f*cking idiot. In the breaks of the chemotherapy we did to recover from our cancer, he tried to teach me how to burp on purpose, to throw catcalls at the nurses, and he even tried to convince me that taking it up the ass only hurts the first time. Today he still owes me 23 euros that I lent him to buy incontinence diapers. My only regret from my hospital days is not having swapped roommates; the guy was always farting, always wanted to watch Goucha (the Portuguese tv presenter), and was always asking for them to put the thermometer in his ass. The other patients couldn't stand the sight of him and hated this f*ggot. But anyway, it’s water under the bridge... I’m sad that you still have these tendencies now that I found you on Steam... Cheers and stop with these sissy things

good player^^

+rep +rep rly good

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