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Recent reviews by SamichMachine

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2.5 hrs on record
dialogue is ye olden and bad. its micro transaction city. it ran smoothly on my pc yet still felt heavy handed and slow. bummer.
Posted March 22, 2024.
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2.6 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Game is currently unplayable for new players. Game requires you make something in the first level with a material called chemicals. That item is not accessible, nor are players even informed of it, which means you cannot continue past the first five minutes of the game. The game literally makes a point to even tell you it will not progress unless the item you need to craft is made. Beyond disappointing.
Posted February 25, 2021.
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49.1 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
alarmingly fun, insanely addictive, but they always ask WHO is impostor, not HOW is impostor.

also they really need to fix the rate at which folks are chosen for impostor versus crew.
Posted September 21, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
62.1 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
there's a bunch of gramatical errors due to rough translation, and the art style doesnt have any form of stability, but none of that matters when you're trying to please your new chinese parents. this game is a gem and then some, and I really would love to see this concept expanded upon and improved. the gameplay is beyond fun. im about to get into my 5th generation child. cannot recommend enough. is it problematic? sure. is it absoluely written by a man bc there's no way any girl would ever put bandages on when they hit that age. sure. but that doesnt stop this game from slapping, and slapping hard.
Posted February 8, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
74.1 hrs on record (38.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Honestly riddled with glitches, typing errors, and only calls female players he/him. Despite all that, the game is mindlessly fun once you figure out how it works! Could and do literally play it for hours on end. Just wish there was a way to edit characters on your team. and that the shirts i designed actually showed. and the screen didn't randomly flash.
Posted January 1, 2020.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Tried loading in with the graphics at all the different settings, but still unable to see any of the characters on any of the battle or waiting screens, and therefore unable to play. Bummer, seems fun. Just not ready yet.
Posted July 23, 2019.
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