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day 27 of NNN:

I haven't failed yet, although I almost did last night with your mother. I woke up to my hand gently stroking my ♥♥♥♥, it had lotion on it. I was tempted but I didn't let it take over. I went to eat breakfast and saw in a nearby building a man busting the fastest nut. He then broke down and shot himself. Id whisper the temptation grew to powerful for him. I went to work and as I drove there a saw in a little Beamer a man getting roadhead from his homie. I thought to myself if someone of the same sex made me ejaculate would that mean I failed NNN? I went to work and left 29347823947 hours later. When I got home I was greeted with a porno mag on my doorstep. And my worst fear happened.. My penis became erected and it made me jump.

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