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67 Nov 29, 2024 @ 9:03pm 
-rep wh
KXN Nov 27, 2024 @ 6:17am 
Excuse me sir, but if you don't mind me asking...could you please queue with me in counter strike 2 sometime? I have been impressed by your skills and I need some tips and tricks on how to better myself in one tapping noobs (like you do). So please message me back when you have the chance, no pressure or anything lol, just if you feel like it I guess and can take pity on a new gamer like myself. Anyway, thank you for the help and I hope (really hope) to play with you sometime soon. XOXO -KXN PS. I can pay you in skins if you want
gaaagnon Oct 17, 2024 @ 7:44pm 
completely lost, not sure he remembers his own name. Probably has it written down on a post it note stuck to his door on his way out. You sound like 40 year old basement dweller, you could probably just get it tattoo'd on your forehead at this point.
᠌ ᠌᠌The_Cape Oct 17, 2024 @ 6:38pm 
excuse for a bot
i am learner Dec 24, 2023 @ 7:04pm 
consider having your girlfriend wear a hijab next time you two come to the bowling league
Bo Jan 10, 2023 @ 6:40pm 
Good but could be better. Bad but could be worse. Just uninstall tbh
jazzy Oct 16, 2022 @ 1:01pm 
Well, my name is Skyler White, yo! My husband is Walter White, yo! Uh-huh, he told me everything. That's right. And just so you know, my brother-in-law is a D.E.A. agent and I will not hesitate to call him, not if I have to, understood? This is your one and only warning. Do not sell marijuana to my husband.
Messier Feb 18, 2022 @ 7:40pm 
Hey I found you while watching a friend's game, I'm Rank B- on ESEA, GN4 on MM, rank 5 on faceit, global elite in wingman and looking for good players to play with, add me up, I look forward to play 5 man queues with you!
Spooge Nov 13, 2021 @ 11:16pm 
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i am fat and gay Jul 25, 2021 @ 8:22pm 
you are smart like an african
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i am fat and gay Jan 22, 2021 @ 7:25pm 
you are smart like an african
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humblie Jan 19, 2021 @ 9:18am 
I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal
Duins Nov 25, 2020 @ 8:01pm 
don't be tricked by this person he makes you share your steam games with him and HE DOESN'T SHARE HIS BACK

Also this isn't Keanu Reeves -rep
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Bo May 28, 2020 @ 4:57pm 
please stop spamming me with invites. i think you have the wrong person. im not ur dad.
Nowhereman Apr 26, 2020 @ 1:56pm 
2.5k hours and what rank are you??? yikes man
Godfish Mar 1, 2020 @ 2:37pm 
bro don't add me ur just as bad as blue who can't even drop 10 kills in a almost 30 round game
jazzy Feb 4, 2020 @ 6:51am 
wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.
BestGamerMan Jan 19, 2020 @ 7:06pm 
very poor teammate to have in cs:go, -rep. toxic, doesnt care about team play. sorry if you get paired up with him!
BrianD436 Dec 18, 2019 @ 10:15pm 
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE ISLAMIC TRUCK OF TOLERANCE

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jazzy Oct 12, 2019 @ 10:02pm 
i am not a homosexual. Why did i kiss you? to make you feel more welcome of course. My erection? i only had it so you could feel better.
BrianD436 Sep 8, 2019 @ 6:14pm 
Sage needs to come to NOLA and party.
jazzy Aug 29, 2019 @ 3:57am 
What you just posted on my steam page has absolutely 0 sense of cohesion or comedy. It's such a horrid attempt at communication I am surprised you are even able to exist in society. If it was a joke, it may have been the worse joke i ever heard in my life, since it lacks any qualities your normal joke would have. If it was supposed to be a normal sentence, then it fails as that too, as what you just said makes absolutely no sense. It's so dumb, a cave man would be able to speak more cleverly and more nuanced than you. I am so ashamed of having to see this, it's just sad. Your lack of brain cells doesn't help you either, but if you wanna try and talk with me you gotta speak normally you idiotic piece of ♥♥♥♥. I honestly think they should put you in the mental hospital, but not for improving your brain, but rather keep you out of society so no one has to deal with your crap. Your stupidity will be remembered forever as a prime example of why humanity is on a downwards spiral.
BrianD436 Jul 7, 2019 @ 7:07pm 
BrianD is top 6 for highest level steam friend. reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
BrianD436 May 3, 2019 @ 10:44pm 
~rep Sage is Papa Poopy with da scoopy. sireeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuslee
jazzy May 1, 2019 @ 5:29pm 
do you play fortnite? i am having trouble in csgo to get past gold nova because my team is ♥♥♥♥ lol so now i am looking to make a fortnite team because i saw ninja on twitch makes a lot of money and my mum keeps telling me i cant sit in front of the computer all day and have no job but i want to just make money playing fortnite so can we squad sometime?> i got like 6 kills before
jazzy Apr 17, 2019 @ 5:09pm 
bro why the ♥♥♥♥ u add me on steam r u gay or what are u trying to do kiss me????
jazzy Apr 4, 2019 @ 8:43am 
very poor teammate to have in cs:go, -rep. toxic, doesnt care about team play. sorry if you get paired up with him!
BrianD436 Mar 30, 2019 @ 6:55pm 
Sage is not a good and solid wingman. He is more of a hang man leaving his bro hanging solo and without hyping up his friend.
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cheese Jan 21, 2019 @ 9:13pm 
+rep accurate information on aroe-literally a dumb hoe
MORGENSHTERN Dec 13, 2018 @ 10:01pm 
have a good one bud, you're welcome for the carry
Brad Nov 30, 2018 @ 9:17am 
+rep gave me his awp it was nice of him <3
sapphire Jul 9, 2018 @ 9:51am 
toggles in mm.
Bo May 20, 2018 @ 9:24pm 
TRADING SCAM BOT REPORT
sage May 20, 2018 @ 2:35pm 
bot bot bot bot
☁Para☂Site☁ May 10, 2018 @ 4:48am 
-rep
Bo Jan 9, 2018 @ 7:36pm 
-rep scammed me out of all my sage sprays. wtf man.
acwA Dec 20, 2017 @ 4:07pm 
-Rep Scammed me
jazzy Nov 29, 2017 @ 2:34pm 
How do I communicate with blind people?
Like obviously there's braille but is there some form of clicking I can do with my tongue to simulate braille verbally? maybe sign language?
jazzy Nov 11, 2017 @ 7:10pm 
i would say nice try but your the one coming at me like a scared little ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ lol, at least prove your anything but a weak peice of ♥♥♥♥ then say anything to me but you didnt cuz ur a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded ♥♥♥♥♥♥ who tries hard lol. u wont do ♥♥♥♥ to me ur litterally nothing to me ♥♥♥♥ you 0/10 is the best i can do, your not good your pathetic ♥♥♥♥ you
CNG Nov 8, 2017 @ 4:41pm 
what the ♥♥♥♥
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Bo Nov 8, 2017 @ 4:29pm 
Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other ♥♥♥♥. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
CNG Nov 4, 2017 @ 1:28am 
This man has no chill......
Bo Oct 29, 2017 @ 10:42pm 
-rep scammed me of my $400 m9 doppler faze 2. blames it on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
BrianD436 Oct 29, 2017 @ 8:24pm 
Guess who has golf it? ME!