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Excuse me sir, but if you don't mind me asking...could you please queue with me in counter strike 2 sometime? I have been impressed by your skills and I need some tips and tricks on how to better myself in one tapping noobs (like you do). So please message me back when you have the chance, no pressure or anything lol, just if you feel like it I guess and can take pity on a new gamer like myself. Anyway, thank you for the help and I hope (really hope) to play with you sometime soon. XOXO -KXN PS. I can pay you in skins if you want

completely lost, not sure he remembers his own name. Probably has it written down on a post it note stuck to his door on his way out. You sound like 40 year old basement dweller, you could probably just get it tattoo'd on your forehead at this point.

excuse for a bot

consider having your girlfriend wear a hijab next time you two come to the bowling league

Good but could be better. Bad but could be worse. Just uninstall tbh