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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 6:08pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 9:25pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 4:11pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 4:15pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 10:59am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 3:30pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 5:10pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 8:59pm

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 4:35pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 2:11pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 10:09pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 5:37pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 5:07pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 10:25am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 5:46pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 6:07pm

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 2:55pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 5:37pm

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 5:53pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 1:56pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 5:00pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 7:50pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 2:09pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 10:09pm

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 5:54pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 11:04am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Dec 27, 2015 @ 11:06pm

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 8:55pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 5:51pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Dec 31, 2015 @ 5:37pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 8:29pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 4:30pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 6:08pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Dec 28, 2015 @ 8:14pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 8:33pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 5:36pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 3:23pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Dec 26, 2015 @ 5:44pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Dec 30, 2015 @ 8:36pm



Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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