Take a seat youngsters, and let me spin you a tale.

⛺Who Am I?

I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders something that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has a monopoly on tendies, then I hecking order something, and I leave without the item or paying because FRICK McDonald's, I aint got time for your terrible excuses, like i couldnt give a flying heck if your johnson is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!



⛺-No Beggars, Scammers, Phishers, Idiots ( No i will not touch your dingaling for a Dragon Lore)

⛺-No random group invites ( like heck off with the anime groups)

⛺-No private profiles ( I aint no getting dedosseeddd today)

⛺-Don't ask me stupid questions, I am not Gabe, I can't solve every problem on here.

⛺-Don't send me links, I don't care if you say it is harmless, already get enough blue screens

⛺-Most important rule, please for the love of jesus christ our savior, don't send me random game invites. like i dont want to play your roblox terrerria server that your dad made!!



Any of these actions will result in me removing you. Dont be a chicken muncher I am only on here to play games, Not to fix your computer related problems. If I remove you, I apologize, but get rekt dont give a giant steamer if your upset. Re add me if you want. dont care



⛺Status

In-game: Playing a game- Slow to No Replies ( Cause im a professional csgo player)

Online: Always free to talk (Accept to little BKs who mic spam)

Away: Probably "Ripping my VY commdore aroud the bend"

Busy: Probaly making some macoroni or solving math cause I have a 270 IQ (Don't be jealous haters)

Snooze: (I sleep till 3pm cause ive dropped out from school)

Offline: Probaly havnt payed the frikkin internet bill



⛺My Sexy Computer Specs MEGAFISH, this computer is such a beast, I can run images of Skyrim 1 Frame Per 5 years easy bois!




⛺Cooling: All natural exterior ledge cooling (only in winter)

⛺Storage: More than you

⛺OS: Windows Vista Bootcamp

⛺Surround Sound: Some sorround sound speakers I nabbed from computer class (take that Mrs. Gretzki)

⛺Monitor: Spongebob 14" CRT

⛺Keyboard: Crayola EasyType Keyboard

⛺Mouse: Logitech g502

⛺Mousepad: Pc master race extended mouse mat



If i dont like you dont take it personally, I dont like many people including genji mains and smurfs

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