⚠️ Government-issued lag generator.
🎮 Professionally throwing ranked games since birth.
📉 Win rate classified.
🧠 My game sense left the lobby in 2019.
💀 I don't rage quit—I perform tactical disappearances.
🗿 If stupidity was a rank, I'd be Global Elite.
🚫 Don't blame me, blame the ping.
📡 FBI agent assigned to me deserves overtime.
☕ Powered by caffeine, bad decisions, and pure delusion.

If you lose to me... that's on you.
If I lose to you... lag.