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4 people found this review helpful
68.5 hrs on record (67.8 hrs at review time)
waiting for patapon 3
Posted November 1, 2025.
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30.4 hrs on record (7.7 hrs at review time)
7 palabras: E S E N C I A
Posted October 9, 2024.
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25 people found this review helpful
57 people found this review funny
1.1 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Conan the mighty pig. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Conan’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Conan the mighty pig truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Conan’s existential catchphrase “Oink oink oink!,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the creators’s genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Conan the mighty pig tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Posted December 8, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.2 hrs on record (6.4 hrs at review time)
good
Posted November 25, 2017.
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10.9 hrs on record (9.7 hrs at review time)
good sound track.
Posted November 15, 2017. Last edited November 24, 2018.
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