Recent reviews by Robert House

Like: The story is magnificent. The voice acting is great and the list of what i like is nearly endless. This game is my favourite RPG ever. I honestly love it so much that i wish i would have a stroke so i could play it for the first time again.
Don't like: The problems with this game are all derived from the technological limitations of the day. UI, Graphics, Map size etc. These could all be improved with the resources from today but given the release date, i am very very happy to play this game again and again.

Pros:
You're basically a dragon that murders things by screaming at them
You kill dragons and harvest their hides, souls and skin.
I launched a goat into orbit with the power of SCREAMING.
Did you ever want to murder things that were already dead? Well this game is PERFECT for that.
Did you want to revive dead things also? Well hell yeah brother! Dead Thrall has gotcha covered fam.
Do you want to be the headmaster of a wizard school like dumbledore, the leader of a group of crap tier assassins who hide in caves, the leader of a bunch of religious thieves and also the leader of a bunch of drunks with axes proclaiming themselves glorious?! Well HAVE I GOT THE GAME FOR YOU!

Cons:
Nazeem is a poser ass dork. IM A THANE AND HE THINKS I DONT GET TO THE CLOUD DISTRICT?!

All the villians have the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plans.
Alduin: I can eat worlds but someone told me that im mortal and ohhhh noes.... im magically unable to fly and i cant be arsed to eat the world with that one dude on it anymore
Harkon: Lets block the sun out so everyone in tamriel wants to kill us! Oh btw we're outnumbered like 300,000-1! GENIUS
Miraak: I am dragonborn so ima like... take over the world? But nah i cant cuz im some daedras bich boi. Im sure forcing random useless people to build stone origami will solve that.

The civil war storyline contains like 12 people per battle yet as the dragonborn you can kill anything in one hit with the right build. The dragonborn should be the bloody emperor of the whole damn planet if that is the civil war determining the fate of skyrim.

So like... there be these cat people. They aint allowed into cities cuz they pushin drugs. But for some reason you play as said cat and you can walk up in there and aint no1 give a crap. Why? What makes you special? This holds true before your identity as the dragonborn comes to light so what gives? Stupid writing tbh.

Some of the protagonists are just as stupid as the antagonists.
Delphine: I need proof you're the dragonborn.
Dragonborn: I just killed a dragon and ate its soul right in front of you
Delphine: >:( Do what i say or the main quest wont be completed
Dragonborn: >:(

Also Delphine: I know you just saved with world and this one magic dude just saved you, me and the entire world but he was bad once and he needs to die. If not don't talk to me im a blade ok.
Dragonborn: No.
Delphine: TO HELL WITH YOU!
Dragonborn: I just saved the world
Delphine: >:( Kill him!

Balgruff (Whiterun jarl): Hey so theres this BIG WAR! DRAGONS! And theres like a tonne of magic that can blast us with fire.
Also him: We need wood gates, a wooden dragon trap and wooden shields for the gaurds. Trust me im a jarl.

Savos Aren: Hey im basically dumbledore.
Also Savos Aren: Hey i can't out mage this dude who has lvl 20 magic tops in everything. He legit solved our magic problem with a pointy stick while i got yeeted to death in the courtyard.




TL;DR

10/10 Would play again.