I sexually Identify as the Bolshevik Revolution of 1917. Ever since I was a young black boy I dreamed of seizing the means of production from the dirty bourgeoisie. People say to me that a person being a historical communist revolution is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install hammers, sickles, and other assorted proletariat farming tools on my body. From now on I want you to call me "Comrade" and respect my right to seize the means of production and free the working class. If you can't accept me you're an oppressor and need to check your capitalist privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.

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