Hello, my name is FrankoDanko, or Birb65; I hate video games and I eat nails for breakfast. Yeah, I'm a SIMP, it stands for Super Into Mashed Potatoes. Hydrate or die, those are words to live by. This profile is an epic gamer space for epic gamers only; NO unepic non-gamers allowed on my profile! The Source engine is peak and Half-life 2 is one of the games of all time. Don't drink the water, they put something in it, to make you forget; I don't even know how I got here. You should check out fecalfunny.com , I promise it'll be a waste of your time. Sometimes, I dream about cheese. I have my own original characters, you can ask about them if you like, but I've gotta warn you that they're not very original. Do not make porn of my ocs or I swear to God, I'm going to boil your teeth and invert your ribcage. I hate furries because they live under my sink and they threaten to steal my pelvis sometimes. I must admit I am a CHANGED fan, I do not have a transformation fetish, I just think Puro is funny. I raise my hand in benediction of your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yapping. The world would be a better place without me, which is why I need to keep living. Shout-out to tomboy wolf girls, gotta be one of my favorite genders. Also Chucklebitch needs to update Starmound already. The slug play Rain World play rain world the scug play rain scugat world play r ain world play pain world play pain world the cat the play it play rain world the scug the slat the scuglat.

i like hitting people in the hea d with hamemrs :)

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