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36 of 50 (72%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 7:46am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 8:47am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 10:50am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2015 @ 10:51am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2015 @ 8:36am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 11:34am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 3:40am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 12:47am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 9:45pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Apr 11, 2020 @ 2:17am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 10:36am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 1:24am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 10:44am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 3:33am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 7:58am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked Aug 7, 2016 @ 7:54am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 10:36am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 9:13am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 27, 2015 @ 10:25am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 9:09am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 25, 2015 @ 12:12pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 9:22pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 9:24am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 8:06am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 3:53am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 10:37am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 7:36am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Nov 16, 2015 @ 7:50am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Apr 12, 2020 @ 3:38am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 9:59am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 10, 2020 @ 11:36pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 8:02am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 9:07am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 7:11am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Oct 26, 2015 @ 7:07am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Nov 6, 2015 @ 9:06am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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