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42 of 50 (84%) achievements earned:
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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2015 @ 4:01am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2015 @ 5:29am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 7:32am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 7:27am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 6:25am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 7:04am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 8:22am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 2:23am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 3:35am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:18am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 1:16am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2015 @ 3:56am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked Mar 14, 2015 @ 4:54am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:51am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:18am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 8:45am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:18am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 7:54am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:28am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 6:49am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:36am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 16, 2015 @ 1:05am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 3:29am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:40am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 6:31am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 6:25am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 6:29am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:19am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 12:29am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 6:33am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 8:30am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 11:25pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 8:42am

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 4:50am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 10:59pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 3:40am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2015 @ 5:22am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Apr 22, 2015 @ 3:16am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked Apr 24, 2015 @ 10:04pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 6:00am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Apr 23, 2015 @ 8:43am

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked Apr 25, 2015 @ 4:50am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.