Hairy, founder of PogWog Nation and King of Mayberry, I hope you welcome me with open arms to sit with you on the right side of your throne. I have graduated from Dr. Simp's Summer School and cannot wait to rule Mayberry with you. Much love, FaZe Floyd, founder of Black Lives Matter and current world record holder of holding your breath.

This young fellow passed Simp School with flying colours! He receives the Pogger Award for the best detachable forskin!

Proud of this young gamer, he secured the dub (with a woman presumably) and I now crown him King of Mayberry. It is now time for me to enroll in Dr. Simp's Summer School so I may one day sit on the throne with Hairy, founder of PogWog Nation and King of Mayberry!

rubs his hand along my ballsack (for roleplay) when he is Senior Docotor at the National Help Sevrice!

rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

incredible sharp aim and clutches in cs like the clutch of a tight clamp on your balls! WOGGER