my goat ~Dave

poepus

biggest chad on steam https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21UNUo7Wn8 this is now the song i will brand on you as your theme song. Now become the truest hero xx dayfje

SENPAIIIIIIII TIGGGGGG!!!!

let's care for our nuggets so we can have mayonaise with them

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad