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Chef John from foodwishes.com Aug 25, 2018 @ 3:35pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOOB this guy is. i played games with this guy hoping to find ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game he is good at. ZILCH. NADA. ZERO.
so first i played tf2 with him and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKEDD but then he got really good an i was like WOW this guy is THE DOGS BOLLOCKS HE IS!!!!!! but then he gets BANNED from etf2l for hacks. SNOB.
so im like alright. lets try QUAKE LIVE. cant be bad at that.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ holds S on ztn3tourney1 with 200/200 stack like the ♥♥♥♥♥ he is. PRICK. cant even BUNNYHOP
gwarn COP LEAGUE OF LEGENS cuz i been watchin ALPHA TYLER1 RECENTLY. mans gotta be good at a game that doesnt even require AIM.
guess what man plays? THRESH. i'm like safe. threshs good innit. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MISSES ALL HIS HOOKS. ♥♥♥♥ YOU EDDIE. ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥ BAG. so im beggin him to hit a JUST ONE HOOK. IM FARMING CS AND THIS NEANDERTHAL HOOKS A FED MASTER YI INTO MY ASS. GOOD JOB GENIUS.
so what. lost all my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ elo, back to bronze 4 after 60 games with this inting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
♥♥♥♥♥♥ should go back to fortnite. honestly.
Marik Aug 25, 2018 @ 9:14am 
flex on them little kids
Chef John from foodwishes.com May 18, 2018 @ 10:18pm 
the lyricist played by the sniff he spit rabies
Máté Apr 4, 2018 @ 2:44pm 
LMAO GAY XD
Chef John from foodwishes.com Mar 28, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
My Favourite Anime Is The Adventures Of Mohammed The Mushroom 121 It Has Epic Fight Scenes Like Mohammed Vs MOUSE1 Ammomod Guardian And I Dont Mean To Spoil It But At The End They Team Up To Take Down AUTOKRAB 3K Elo Omnipotent God Of The Universe And His Son Ultimate Evil Mushroom In The Epicest Fight Ever
Chef John from foodwishes.com Mar 1, 2018 @ 1:23pm 
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Marik Feb 15, 2018 @ 3:48pm 
You been visited by legendary Open Pocket "MGE FredTheFungus121". Repost this to 121 other profiles or MGE FredTheFungus121 will sneak into your house at night and micromaincall for all the spiders in your house to eat you at night.
Chef John from foodwishes.com Feb 15, 2018 @ 3:35pm 
You been visited by legendary Open Pocket "MGE FredTheFungus121". Repost this to 121 other profiles or MGE FredTheFungus121 will sneak into your house at night and micromaincall for all the spiders in your house to eat you at night.
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Marik Mar 14, 2017 @ 12:30pm 
UZUMAKI PABURO
Chef John from foodwishes.com Jan 24, 2017 @ 9:27am 
lowkey wanna smash xxtara_coffeyxx
Chef John from foodwishes.com Jan 24, 2017 @ 9:26am 
lowkey wanna smash lauren
Chef John from foodwishes.com Jan 18, 2017 @ 11:09am 
LOWKEY NOT THAT BAD LOOKING
Chef John from foodwishes.com Jan 3, 2017 @ 2:58pm 
AE OE UE
Chef John from foodwishes.com Dec 13, 2016 @ 9:43am 
hey sinead, thanx for ur last letter. good to see u have solved ur pregnancy issue!

can u remember what u were impregnated by? big black ♥♥♥♥? ;)

atm i have a big throbbing erection and my veiny black donger would love to kiss the inside of your kittycat right now. when can we meet up?? dont tell ur parents, but if they ask just say we r studyin :) thx
Chef John from foodwishes.com Dec 13, 2016 @ 9:41am 
hey sinead, heard u havent had ur period in 44 days. sorry to know that ur pregnant. since u might get kicked out of school, i recommend reaching into ur vagina with a pair of tweezers and pulling the fetus out. cheap abortion :)


Gl sinead, hope u r havin a wonderful time and wish u the very best. :)
spilot3k Nov 7, 2016 @ 3:11pm 
cheater!
Chef John from foodwishes.com Nov 1, 2016 @ 2:16am 
fov_desired 70
Chef John from foodwishes.com Oct 30, 2016 @ 5:05pm 
its october season of the spooky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
and u know what this means
spooky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ will be roaming your house on halloween night

repost this on 20 other stema prifiles or a spooky ♥♥♥♥♥♥ will steal ur bike
Sorrow Sherlock Oct 23, 2016 @ 11:55am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucker ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Jakrpls Oct 12, 2016 @ 10:44am 
Thank you - I have to say, you've got great skins! :)
Rodolfo Oct 7, 2016 @ 11:35am 
add me dude :D
Musti Oct 3, 2016 @ 12:31pm 
+rep Idiot Carryer
blob. Oct 3, 2016 @ 12:29pm 
+rep carry at faceit
Marik Oct 2, 2016 @ 7:26am 
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Sururu♕ Sep 16, 2016 @ 2:13pm 
+rep lovely player
Chef John from foodwishes.com Sep 15, 2016 @ 8:48am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx
Chef John from foodwishes.com Sep 14, 2016 @ 8:49am 
If you are reading this you will lose all your CS skills unless you post this on 3 other profiles
JEPI GAZ Sep 8, 2016 @ 3:41pm 
add for trade
3ken ❤ SDK Sep 6, 2016 @ 9:33am 
Added for trade bruuuh. :D
rodical Sep 3, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
added fpr trade :D
DG 1ntello May 22, 2016 @ 12:05am 
Hey eddie, you legend
Toip ★ May 2, 2016 @ 1:03pm 
"Flat"?? No, those are man tites that shall not be calmed.
Chef John from foodwishes.com May 2, 2016 @ 11:04am 
smooth flat underage chests
Toip ★ Dec 20, 2015 @ 11:33am 
ℳerry ℭhristmas
and a ℋappy New Year 2016!

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Toip ★ Nov 26, 2015 @ 2:34pm 
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.able.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. me forever.
Grago Oct 12, 2015 @ 11:58am 
Says he is a smooth guy but really he is more rough then a russian mans chest
Mojo Jan 11, 2015 @ 3:18am 
And that's awasome brother! :)