Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but I consider that ♥♥♥♥ to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf, which is the boringest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport in the world, a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport, if you can label that ♥♥♥♥ as a sport, and if you can label ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the ♥♥♥♥ athletically are you really doing in golf, my guy? All you doing is hitting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf club, “Oh my God man, that’s a long ass birdie man, nice birdie, nice putt, man it went 250 yards.” Get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here, nobody care about that boring ass ♥♥♥♥. Who the ♥♥♥♥ really watches golf, my dude? Nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥, it makes everybody fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand, what the ♥♥♥♥ are you really doing athletically, my guy, in fishing? All you’re doing is that you’re sitting your ♥♥♥♥♥ ass up in a boat, usually it’s old ass snagger-teeth ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that ain’t got no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth up in they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grill, or up in they mouth. They’re just sitting up the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boat, you know what I’m saying. Throwing a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rod. It can be any kind of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bait up on the end of the rod. It can be a worm, it can be a caterpillar, it can be a centipede, it can be a dead ass butterfly, it can be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beak of a damn bird, it can be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, it can be anything, you know what I’m saying? “Oh my God! We caught a big ass salmon, reel that fat ♥♥♥♥♥ in, yeah.” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what are you doing athletically? How the ♥♥♥♥ is that working up a sweat, my dude? What, you’re working out your arms, because you have to reel that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in? Man, that’s not a sport, dawg. Well, ♥♥♥♥ it. You know what, it is a sport. ♥♥♥♥ it. You guys want to consider that ♥♥♥♥ to be a sport? Jacking off is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport to me. Jacking off and beating your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ to porn is a sport. There’s two damn things that you have to do. A. You build up a sweat. Well actually, you don’t have to do ♥♥♥♥. There’s basically two things that goes down, that’s what I meant to say. A. You’re building up a sweat. I don’t give a ♥♥♥♥ man, if you are building up a sweat, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that’s ♥♥♥♥ is considered a sport. You’re building up a sweat. Number 2, and the most important part of that ♥♥♥♥, is that your hand is getting a workout. Your hand is getting a workout, man, you are building up your arm strength, and you are building up your hand strength, okay. I don’t know about you, dude, but when I’m beating my ♥♥♥♥, man, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand muscles get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tight, you know what I’m saying? And that ♥♥♥♥ wears the ♥♥♥♥ out of my entire left arm. I used to be able to do it with my right hand, can’t do that ♥♥♥♥, so I do it with my left hand. So, in my personal opinion, do you guys consider jacking off a sport? Man, in my opinion, I believe it is. So I know with some of you trolling ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are gonna say “Oh, man, you must not get no ♥♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, if you jack off.” ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, let’s be real, okay? Everybody has jacked off once in they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. If you gonna sit back, and you gonna come on my video, and troll my ♥♥♥♥, say “Oh, Jimmy, I never jacked off once in my life.” ♥♥♥♥♥, stop lying. Everybody does this ♥♥♥♥, okay? So please miss me with that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, dude, and go preach that ♥♥♥♥ to somebody who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is actually gonna listen to you, okay? Number 2, “Oh my God, this comment was stupid. It was pointless.” Couldn’t’ve been that stupid, ♥♥♥♥♥, you still read it! You know what I’m saying? All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that’s reading this, man, you saw the first sentence of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ comment before you read this ♥♥♥♥. So it couldn’t’ve been that damn stupid if you still proceeded to click on the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. So, jacking off. The ♥♥♥♥’s a sport, ♥♥♥♥ it. ?


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