Recent reviews by professorparagon

Spaceships are fun, go zoom. Then other spaceships hurt spaceship, gotta pew pew the boom boom. That's the way I do it. But you don't have to take my word for it, goto your local library and find out for yourself. Thank you for the blessings.

I like that I can smoke weed and take acid with Kevin Smith, Snoop Dogg, Morgan Freeman, and John Cena while watching Vaporwave Aesthetic music videos on the youtube while surrounded by sexy asian women in tiny bikinis while in a alien bar on Tattooine hiding from the hoard of zombies and velociraptors lurking outside while trying to come up with a plan to get to my decal ridden Delorean so I can floor it back to my hot robot wife back in my duped mansion made to resemble C.J.'s house from GTA San Andreas and beg her to stop complaining about her nonfunctional legs and having had once been human.