6 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
Recommended
4.7 hrs last two weeks / 2,524.6 hrs on record (40.1 hrs at review time)
Posted: Jan 31, 2015 @ 11:30am

It is your first time playing Company of Heros Multiplayer, and after waiting a while match is found. You look at your oppenent's nation: ''Oberkommando what?'' you wonder. The game begins and immediately things go to ♥♥♥♥. All of your
troops are quickly raped by wave and wave of Pumas and hardened german soldiers. But then help arrives!! Your T-34's and KV-1's push back the hordes of Germans. All is going well until you heard a rumbling in the distance. Soon a company of german tanks led by a mighty King Tiger is upon you. The King Tiger takes one look at your noble Russian tanks and through its massive armor you can almost hear it's crew dying of laughter. They happily one-shot your puny tanks and drive over to base-rape you for the rest of the match.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award