I do not eat baby’s (trust)
Thinks he more funny then he actually is
im a scout main
has played 8 of the mortal kombat games
eats bricks
has 4 types of spoons
Fav hobby is reading bill boards
is not in the walls
Putin man
Doesn’t like food
Couldn’t tell you how many states their are
Professional baby eater
Human slim Jim
Current status: sleeping or not idk
Prob cooler then you (or not idk)
Smol Brain
Might take Sasha out for stake dinner tonight
10 toes…… on one foot
has been oogin for a long time ( is no longer oog) (is back to oog)
mortally blind from the chin up
Australian zombie
future ikea ceo
i could take "the boiled one" in a fight anyday
part time ghoul
has failed 2 attempts on your grandfathers life
i expect to have trillions of dollars by 2030
i am a great white shark
i am the real santa claus
hogwarts reject
i am what i am and thats all that i am