How do you resist at night? During the day is easy bc i have things to keep me busy, but at night?? I try to sleep but all i think abt is the urges and it is a losing battle and Im not winning it. Im under 18 so i cant go for a drive or walk or anyth. Im stuck in my room. With only my thoughts. What do i do?

Lefties rejoice! Players can now redeploy their weapons, swapping between the left and right hand

Lefties rejoice! Players can now redeploy their weapons, swapping between the left and right hand

Hi everyone,

As the title says I worked in the piss and ♥♥♥ factory for over twenty years and I welcome you to ask questions

I left the piss and ♥♥♥ factory around 8 years ago but upon finding this sub I think it’s time for me to share my story

Obviously I cannot divulge the recipe for ♥♥♥ so please do not ask, as well as this only three people in the world know the full recipe as it’s a heavily guarded secret

Please also note some questions just outright cannot be answered lest I get sued or worse

Other than that ask me anything

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to ♥♥♥♥ it back out. This is where things got confusing because rather than a melon sliding out half a dozen apricots did. Now there is a chance that I just blacked out upon excreting the cantaloupe and it rolled away somewhere and that I happened to have a dozen or so left over apricots lying around my rectum from earlier but I cannot for the life of me find the melon anywhere. I think I may have the power to anally turn melons into apricots. Further experimentation will be required of course (once my rectum has recovered) but if this turns out to be true then I may be able to solve world hunger.

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The only one 1️⃣ allowed ✋️ inside ⬅️ me 💁🏻 yea it's JESUS 🤴🏻 CHRIST! 😍

Yeah ☑️ I 👁 feel 🙌 him come 💦 inside me 😳 when I open 👐 the BIBLE! 📔

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And when ⏱ he penetrates 🍆 me DEEPLY 🍑 he tells me 🙇🏻‍♀️ not ❌ to struggle! 💃🏻