"Man, ♥♥♥♥ you and your heatseeking arrows."
-Steam User Ddraig, after I shot him a few too many times in a friendly game of Chivalry

"Nobody will notice if there is nobody to notice, so technically we're great at stealth. We've gone completely unnoticed."
-Steam User Tripledot, after committing mass murder with me in Assassin's Creed Unity