Noodlepiss
Alistair   New Zealand
 
 
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Rooaarooaaneeiighhvvvfffttt went the Chezebrelephaffe_
Broken Cross by Architects

You stole the cookie from the cookie jar, you did, yooooouuuuuuuu little ♥♥♥♥♥

Do she got the booty? She dooooooooooo_


Why are you reading this, you strange soul, you.
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My pants were soiled. Not really, but you get the idea.
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Good grief, fantastic game!
I absolutely love this. It's one of the few games I'll start playing, thinking I'll only play for an hour or so, eventually getting tired of it. Hell no! I bought it, downloaded it, and played it expecting to get tired of it after a few hours. I played for about 5 hours, eventually forcing myself to close it. The gameplay is intense, the colours are amazing, the controls are basic. Everything about this game is flawless, I love the ability to index my own iTunes/music library, then have the choice of whether I'd like to play a random song, select an individual song via a list, have Beat Hazard select a game I haven't yet played, or set up my own playlist. It's fantastic. The menus are simple to navigate, you get a choice of whether you'd like to play with a gamepad or mouse/keyboard when you first launch the game. I like this because too often I'll play a game with my 360 controller, only to have a curser hovering around the screen aimlessly.
Fantastic game! Buy Beat Hazard as soon as you get the chance.
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Royal Demon Oct 15, 2020 @ 8:25am 
hey did you manage to fix that bo2 issue about the 2560x1440 res not being there
Fluttr Oct 30, 2016 @ 4:20pm 
A week I wish you a wonderful~ :3 :8bitheart: :scCatgirl:
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Machiavelli Nov 13, 2015 @ 10:07pm 
whaddap doc
Dylan Aug 27, 2015 @ 12:44am 
This is a comment to you.
Sailor Jerry Jan 21, 2015 @ 4:42am 
CRUSTACEANS ARE NICE PEOPLE