Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—

—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us

I was once assaulted by a man. He forced Himself on me. I did not consent. I did not agree. I did not have a say in it. I did not even really know what had happened until years later.

Over the years, I've struggled to figure out how it happened and why. I still think about it to this day and am still so shocked that it occurred. Why me? What did I do to deserve this?

That man was Jesus. He assaulted me with His complete and perfect righteousness. He forced Himself on me by forcing His perfect life over my record of mistakes and shame. It happened in an instant- The moment I believed - And it can never be undone.

In 1984 Garry Chess created the online video game chess as a fun way to kill a few hours, as well as a few years of your life. It was intended to be an APOLITICAL game about the greatness of racially divided monarchy with some sex appeal ( I sometimes like to think of my bishop pair as a nice pair of tits! LOL. How would a homosexual think of his pieces then?). These were the glory days, when we would play Ke2 and Ke7 simply to remind ourselves that our kings were brave and honest men willing to lay everything on the line to bring home victory! Since then, with every update, chess has divulged more and more into STRAIGHT UP SJW PROPOGANDA!!!!

1. SAFE SPACES: You used to leave your king in the middle of the board like a damn man and dare your opponent to attack it in which case you would sac it to show your opponent that no sacrifice was too great to bear. Now every SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE king gets to "castle" and in one move can give themselves a protective shell where no ones allowed to attack them or tell them they're wrong!

2. THE LGBT AGENDA: When they first added gay characters into chess I thought "Whatever. As long as they don't shove it down my throat it doesn't matter to me," but now I can't go a single game without my opponent forking my knights with his knight or throwing their rook on my open file! And now they added promotion! Now a pawn (MALE) can turn themselves into a queen (FEMALE) by simply moving 6 spaces (A PARTICIPATION TROPHY amount of work)!!!!!

3. THE FEMINIST AGENDA: I applaud Mr. Chess for keeping the female representation to a realistic level (1-15) but they buffed the female making it THE MOST POWERFUL PIECE! You might be thinking to yourself "C'mon Mr. Cheato, just because it can move the most spaces doesn't necessarily make it the most powerful piece," but Garry BLATENTLY put in the handbook that the queen is worth a rook, a knight, AND a pawn, or both knights and a bishop! This is UNREALISTIC and OBJECTIVELY makes chess worse.