Okay let me start here, I know what you are going to say. "Nhyv you have played a total of what? 3 shooters?" HAHAHAHAH. No my dude, we are not talking about shooters, we are talking about EVERY SINGLE GAME I've played with that guy.

TERA - You are going to say, "It's a mmo what the ♥♥♥♥ are you talking about Nhyv?" wait wait. hold on. There is a 1v1 feature. There is even an event in which you can watch giant beasts fight and if you bet on the right one you get the cash. He ALWAYS beats me at both. It's impossible, please stop.

Team Fortress 2 - Whenever I don't play MVM (I don't really play MVM nowadays, it's quite the toxic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sometimes, i'm getting too old for this...), I play casual with him. One of us quite often get sent to the other team, which mentally triggers an event for the both of us: RPS DUEL . People always, ALWAYS compliment him for his skills at Rock Paper Scissors, and he often beats me 6-1, what the hell? It's RNG!!!!!!!!!! RNG MAN WHY IS THE MAN ALWAYS WINNINGGGGG. I'm not upset, disappointed.

SRB2Kart - He always uses gay shortcuts and he can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat the damn SPB already, EAT THE SPB, BUFF THE SPB ♥♥♥ YOU

SMITE - While I believe I am a far superior player hehehe, this idiot plays The Morrigan .
The 100% of the time stealth god that the only indication she is going to stun you is when you hear her pop out her stun and laugh at you hahahahaha you're gonna get raped. Wow. Much skill Kiel. Seriously. It should be considered cheating.

Call of Duty Modern Warfare - He uses the Kar98k then he just left clicks on heads until top score, everyone suspiciously just walks into your cursor? ♥♥♥ off, you are addicted to shipment 24/7.

Paladins - Moji is broken and she can't die so you aren't good, like everyone says in every post lobby match, reported for hacks. I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ care that this game has better anti cheat than all of Valve's games combined and no one has seen a cheater in ages, you are the chosen one, now stop kthx.

Call of Duty Vanguard - There's no way he didn't paypal the enemy teams dude like when i show up everyone has walls and when he's there he just goes pew pew and hits all the heads like ♥♥♥♥ off

Short term memory makes it so I can't remember every instance of your cheating but I am not an inferior gamer, you are not better than me. You cannot be a better gamer than me. So please turn off hacks thanks

Also SunnieD_ tone it the ♥♥♥♥ down or else I'm making a part 2 about you ok ty


Also for the 2 people at the back who didn't get it, It's BANTER