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32 of 50 (64%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 8:51am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 9:29am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 5:52am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 11:20am

Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.
Unlocked Jun 22, 2016 @ 7:55am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:42am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2016 @ 6:25am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:25am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 10:52am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 9:16am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 8:48am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:38am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:41am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 7:24am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 8:02am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked Jun 21, 2016 @ 5:03am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 6:37am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 10:41am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:15am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 7:23am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 7:14am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:26am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 10:52am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:36am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:39am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 9:07am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 8:02am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 11:11am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 7:56am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 8:34am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked Mar 19, 2014 @ 8:42am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked Mar 20, 2014 @ 10:35am



Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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