Steam Community :: Negan

468.9 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)

Rogue Nerfocalypse: From Epic Fun to Utter Despair

Gather 'round, fellow loot goblins and digital adventurers, for a tale of woe and betrayal that will chill even the most seasoned of gamers to the bone. Once upon a time, in the gleaming land of Epic Loottopia, there existed a class so exhilarating and stealthy it was the very definition of fun: the Rogue. These were the masters of shadow, the kings and queens of sneak-and-stab, the ones who could turn a dark alley into a playground of loot and mayhem.

Then came the Rogue-exclusive event—an extravaganza designed to showcase the class’s unparalleled abilities. We donned our finest gear, prepared our sharpest blades, and reveled in the thrill of the hunt. It was a glorious time, a peak of gaming pleasure that left us all yearning for more. Our Rogues danced through the shadows, their stealth a symphony of excitement and their loot bags brimming with treasures.

But as fate would have it, this grand celebration was followed by a nerf so monumental, it can only be described as the “Nerfocalypse.” The developers, in their infinite (and misguided) wisdom, decided that a fitting follow-up to this Rogue-centric event was to deliver a nerf so severe it felt like a slap in the face. Imagine the horror: our Rogues, once the epitome of stealth, are now visible from 15 meters away. Their dodges? As effective as a gentle breeze. Their damage output? About as intimidating as a kitten’s meow.

Our beloved Rogues have been transformed from sleek, shadowy predators into conspicuous targets. Stealth, once their defining asset, now resembles a mere flicker of its former self. If you had told us that after the event, our Rogues would be as subtle as a marching band in a library, we would have laughed. But now, that’s exactly the reality we face.

What was once the most exhilarating class to play has been reduced to a joke. It’s like the developers decided to take the fun out of the game, rip it to shreds, and present us with a hollow shell of what used to be the most thrilling experience. The forums are ablaze with outraged players who have abandoned the game not out of boredom, but because they cannot bear to see their favorite class turned into a walking disaster.

To the developers: you have committed a grievous error of epic proportions. This isn’t just a nerf; it’s a catastrophe. It’s akin to taking a Ferrari and replacing it with a tricycle, all while expecting us to applaud. Our Rogues, once the stars of our gaming lives, now languish in a state of disrepair.

This is your moment to redeem yourselves. Restore our Rogues to their former glory, or face the unrelenting discontent of a community that has been robbed of its greatest joy. Otherwise, the only thing left in this game will be a graveyard of broken dreams and a loot-filled void where Rogues once thrived.

#RogueRebellion #LootGoblinOutrage #NerfTheNerf

Posted July 28, 2024. Last edited August 17, 2024.

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