I dont believe anything my opposition has to say. I vow to do anything hes not doing and more. you can trust what I say because Mr Ted is NOT trustworthy. he handles like a bistro but drives like a Steakhouse. A vote for me is a vote against anything Ted does or doesnt plan on doing.

Nope. Never. All i want to do is show the enemy support players some love, with my care cannons. I am totally not planning on being an absolute ass to the enemy team. Leave me alone, I am totally not a threat at all to anyone ever.

when playing multiplayer. always kill ted.

You're Short!