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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:40am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:09pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked Apr 28, 2020 @ 6:01pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:28am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked May 5, 2020 @ 5:05pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked May 5, 2020 @ 5:07pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked May 5, 2020 @ 5:06pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:47am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:46pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked May 5, 2020 @ 5:22pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:55pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 1:51pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 2:10pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 3:01pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 3:23pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 3:42pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 4:07pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 5:13pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 6:50pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked May 1, 2020 @ 7:51pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 7:50pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked May 5, 2020 @ 5:40pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked May 1, 2020 @ 7:38pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 8:12pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 9:17pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 9:36pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 9:53pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 10:28pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 10:33pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 11:53am

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:25pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 8:36pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked May 1, 2020 @ 6:29pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked Mar 24, 2020 @ 4:40pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 3:16pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 5:41pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked May 1, 2020 @ 5:20pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked May 1, 2020 @ 7:15pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked Mar 23, 2020 @ 7:57pm

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked May 2, 2020 @ 7:44pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked Jan 1, 2021 @ 1:50pm