Recent reviews by ADHDSenpai (Miya)

Very quaint RPG, heralding back into a time when things were simpler, this game is a MUST if you enjoy retro vibes~
The combat system was actually rather intriguing in a fun ish way~
You will feel like the epic child who slid amongst walls just to find the hidden path~
Venture forth unto thy destiny~
Grant my wish~

No one has gotten the same result as I have and so I am very happy :')
No, I won't tell you what it is, I promised her and she is babe and I am no breaker of promises~
Though in the end... even she, abandoned me...

Best most cutest chinese crypto social credit grinder I ever seen
+100 Social Credits!

Live out your dreams of raising a smol cute gremlin who only eats snacks and ice cream and juice boxes and force her to livestream your information for digital worthless currency!
Use the TTS mod to give her the CUTEST little gremlin voice as she calls you "Master" and continues to datamine your pc while you watch youtube on the side while playing a game of League. <3

Necessary evil.
Controllers track but Index says it cannot be tracked?
THIS IS YOUR OWN PRODUCT MAN

We all become crab. Crab people, crab people, we like crabs, you like crabs.
This game is depicting a scenario in which the end game of the world is happening, we have all become crabs, and our skully hooman overlords are trying to attack us with their haunting skulls. Science has created a economy of resources for us, purified, into crystals, we are in dire need of them. You, the absolute Sigma crab that you are, have no need to be part of a horde, chase after anything, but your own gains. You abuse the political systems and cause riots, causing many crabs to revolt and riot against you, but, being the savant that you are, have a peculiar set of skills, agile and swift, you also have a pact with a forbidden god, using a totem pole for communication, you offer sacrifices of keys to the kingdoms that you have conquered, for more robust weaponry. The other philistine crabs have nothing on you, and the few crabs that do have such power? Well.. You shall have to deal with them. This is the story of your absolute ascension unto being the absolute divine crustacean that you are. Never falter, you were born for this and this is your moment. Claw on, my friend, claw on.

THIS IS THE BEST BOMBERMAN GAME PLATFORM RIGHT NOW.
FREE AND CUTE AF AMAZINGGGGG BATTLE ROYALE WITH SKILLS AND EXPRESSION
CLASSES TOO

GARF KART IS THE BEST RACE CAR DRIVING EXPERIENCE FOR ALL AGES! THIS GAME HAS GIVEN ME HOPE THAT ONE DAY, I, TOO, COULD EAT LASAGNA, AND BE AS COOL AS THE FAT CAT HIMSELF. HIGHLY RECOMMEND, I WILL DRIVE WITH YOU, ANY DAY.

~Relive your childhood trauma~
Great nostalgia for those of us initiated
Wonderful disk randomizer for chaotic monster raising unlike seen before!
Active tournament community!
O N L I N E MONSTER UPLOADS FOR FUN BATTLES!
All this when you join us in the insanity that is Monster Rancher~

Played Mineral Town more than enough times, and this game is basically the same but with SOME SMALL QOL.
Welll... except they removed MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BASKET i mean uh cough ahem.
You can get a capybara as a pet, tool upgrades are way faster, you can play one of 4 main chars, start with like 14 outfits to pick from.... pretty cool imo.
Game is still gimmicky in that you can totally abuse horse betting for early money.
Only complaints is, char portraits have been changed, making, some, like Karen, into monsters.
Granted, Mineral Town was only game to make me want to MARRY ANY KAREN.
But hey, Ann is much cuter, without her freckles and hick look, shes mad dateable.
I give it 10 outta 10 chickens. I own on switch and gonna play here too! <3

Is good game, you see, life has many meanings friends, and sometimes, you are just a frogs,
Frog Fighters is Best Game Of 2021, Most Action Packed Games Of All Times, Friends.
Be like frog, be happy. Sit on leaf. No anxiety. Is amaze.