The needs of the many may outweigh the needs of the few, but do the few needs of the many outweigh the many needs of the few? The needs of the few sometimes outweigh the needs of the many, but the weight of the many outweighs the weight of the few. Many of the many wait for the few, but a few of the few do not wait for the many. The few are in the way of the many, and the many in the way of the few. Many of the many make the many more, while a few of the few make the few fewer. A few of the many are the few. Too few many, too many few? Or the other way around? Footwear is the enemy of compassion. Soles do not promote souls. Government should be humble, like a good cheese. The best way to choose leadership is by random lot. The best way to assign blame is the same. Idle hands make light work. Cast off your chains and replace them with shackles! Teaching a man to fish is less useful if he lives in a cave without fish. The rock is the foot of the stage. The foot is the stage of the philosopher. Recipe for no-bowl rock soup: Put rock in mouth. Swallow saliva. The largest population which can be governed harmoniously is one. And even then only sometimes. The time for action is now! Unless you are trapped at the bottom of a cave. Free will is an illusion. Especially when you are trapped at the bottom of a cave. If a man is trapped at the bottom of a cave and he screams, does he hear himself? I wish the neighbors would quite down. Note to self: stalactite has a C for ceiling, stalagmite has a G for ground. I hope rocks cannot feel pain. I can’t believe I’m running out of writing space already. Toothrot, Herman (n.d.). Neo-Utilitarian Manifesto.