Offset by 20 full grown men eating steak and pasta.
<Insert Obligatory Intro Here>

The difference between
Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse.
And Helping your Uncle jack off a horse

Minimutt: Unless you intend that I aquire so much pasta that I can string it all together, do a cowboy style throw all the way to where you live, and choke you from a few hundred miles.
(+[__]::) Stovich: LOL
(+[__]::) Stovich: long range ballistic pasta lasso
(+[__]::) Stovich: target: stovich

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you
but the roses are pelting
the violets are dead
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.

If y is realised, x is instantialised. -Minimutt

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f b Jan 15 @ 9:00pm 
First comment of 2018
f b May 21, 2017 @ 11:27pm 
First comment of 2017. This is to remember all the pokemon that were caught in a non-pokemon game.
Cesar The Salad Nov 4, 2015 @ 7:16am 
Loved your halloweenie name, MiniMassacre XD :like:
duder Apr 28, 2015 @ 5:56pm 
hey i think i found a perfect game for you:
duder Mar 25, 2014 @ 7:30am 
(+[__]::) Stovich Aug 29, 2013 @ 2:32am 
You are most welcome madam.